Nein. Nahin. Non. No.

Here's a list of things you cannot have:

1. Multiple "Best Friends"
Errr best = better than ALL the rest = better than anyone = singular. Tina Turner knew. You should too.

2. A "Most Unique" anything
Redundant. Sick and tired of seeing reviews of restaurants/places/cities/whatever that describe it as being the "most unique" whatever.

3. A good cover of a classic song
It's a classic. Leave it alone. Appreciate it for what it is. And don't try to imitate it. You will fail.

4. A chap that looks good with jeans and a denim jacket
Top or bottom. Choose one. Never both. Never both.

5. Too much free time
Such a thing just doesn't exist. Boredom? Yes, that's a possibility. But too much free time? Nein.

6. Music of a genre "that all sounds the same"
Do us all a favour and keep comments like this to yourself. For example, saying that electronic music all sounds the same is pure ignorance and shows your lack of an ability to discern.

7. A lack of an appetite or a desire to eat because 'it's an odd time'
Eat when you're hungry. I don't care what the clock says. Your stomach knows what time it is. And your stomach will tell you. Smart thing, this stomach of yours.

8. Too many birthday presents
Not possible. If you want to test out the theory, buy me a crap load of birthday presents and see if it makes me mad. Try it. Please.