Sunday, February 15, 2009

Things that make me go hmmm

1. Are revolving doors always opening or closing?


2. Can you slam a revolving door?


3. Where do cats lay their eggs?


4. If flies have a lifespan of a day or two, where do they die? I almost never see dead flies, but there's always a ton of them flying around. Where is the giant fly-cemetery?


5. Are people vegetarians out of choice because they love animals or hate plants? If they do love animals, why do they eat all their food?


6. Is it possible to cry underwater?


7. Why would you want to sleep like a baby when they wake up every two hours with poop in their pants?


8. If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?


9. I know it's a figure of speech and all, but what did come first - the chicken or the egg?


10. Why do noses run and feet smell?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1. alwasy closign

3. they bleed down their legs just like human eggs

9. the egg came first teh two animals that fuck and gave forth their genes to make teh chicken were both not quite chickens but some other similiar bird