Truths that nobody will admit

1. Picking your nose is fun (watching...not so much, as previously stated)
Yeah some people say it's disgusting but few things compare to the satisfaction of finding gold.

2. You check yourself out every time you pass a mirror or a glass window
These mirrors usually work well and show me good images of myself. I smash the mirrors that don't work.

3. Britney Spears has some catchy songs
Ok, so she's a little crazy and yeah, people love to hate her music but every time you hear one of her songs you find yourself singing along.

4. You have watched Mean Girls 8 times
It's like your favourite pair of pyjamas...it gets better with time

5. Trashy TV (Next, Parental Control etc.) is entertaining
Why watch something intellectully stimulating after a long day when you can watch parents get cussed out by the person their kid is dating?

6. This blog is rather awesome
Tell me something I don't already know.

7. You fiddle with your cellphone just to act cool in crowded places
...and hope someone will miraculously call or text you just then to lift your self esteem. Sadly, this rarely happens. But only you know this.

8. Randomly using swear words gives you immense pleasure
Who cares if the situation even calls for profanity? All I know is that a four letter word here and there makes the world a happy place.

9. Sleeping in is often more enjoyable than a crazy night out
Man. Sleep is so good.

10. You are not above a juicy piece of gossip
Yes, this includes YOU. Don't act like you're above it. Oh you think you are? Well wait till you hear about what I heard someone saw the other night at that one place...